Bad News Oppo: We Didn't Win a Pulitzer for Journalism

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 04/16/2018 at 16:21 • Filed to: Whimsy, Mistakes, Bad Things, Pulitzer Prize

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You all need to boycott the winning publications in protest.

S65 > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:25

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that sounds like a lot of work

For Sweden > S65 04/16/2018 at 16:26

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I know it’s hard to not subscribe to The Arizona Republic, but we can do it if we try.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:27

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They would give Oppo the reward in bit coin.

WilliamsSW > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:27

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So you’re saying I have to choose between the Des Moines Register and Oppo?

I’ll think about it and get back to you...

MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:27

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quality lead images like this are not part of the reason in oppo’s failure to win this year

For Sweden > WilliamsSW 04/16/2018 at 16:29

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Only presidential candidates read the Register .

jimz > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:30

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for one, we should change our motto to “MERDA TAVRORVM ANIMAS CONTVRBIT.”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:30

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ttyymmnn > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:32

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So, the most prestigious awards in journalism is given in honor of one of the men who invented clickbait ?

dogisbadob > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:33

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To be fair, Gawken gave us stiff competition :p

Frenchlicker > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:34

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So we need to start a letter campaign for them to introduce a category focused at blog format journalism right?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:38

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I want our bribe money back!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > MonkeePuzzle 04/16/2018 at 16:38

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Ahem

Urambo Tauro > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:39

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The Board must have been on vacation during Embiggen Days.

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 04/16/2018 at 16:40

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obviously

scoob > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 16:42

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The Ultimate Ground Speed Check - Tales From the Blackbird just went viral

2 door SUVs put lil’ Oppo in a spiral

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2018 at 17:02

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I initially read that as “I want our bribe monkey back,” which actually sounded just about right for Oppo.

shop-teacher > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 17:03

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Done, and done!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 17:13

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To be fair, the chicken parm thing could have earned us the pullet stir frys. Prize.

Joe6pack > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2018 at 17:20

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Awwww, yeah.

Tristan > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 17:26

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Boycott, I shall. For I am a millennial, and millennials are obliged to throw epic temper tantrums when things don’t go the way they’d like.

user314 > ttyymmnn 04/16/2018 at 17:44

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#fakenews. Sad!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 04/16/2018 at 18:06

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I knew I should have posted more doggo content

Transit > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/17/2018 at 10:16

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No - Eliocoin.

https://jalopnik.com/elio-motors-could-be-turning-to-bitcoin-next-1825293742